import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient; import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException; import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory; import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message; import org.apache.http.NameValuePair; import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair; import java.util.ArrayList; import java.util.List; import java.util.Random; //Pre-requisite apache http and twilio java libraries public class SmackMyBitch { public static final String ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID"); public static final String AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN"); public static final String YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231"; public static final String HER_NUMBER = "3213213213"; public static void main(String[] args) throws TwilioRestException { TwilioRestClient client = new TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN); String[] randomMessages = { "Working hard", "Gotta ship this feature", "Someone fucked the system again", }; int randomIndex = new Random().nextInt(randomMessages.length); String finalMessage = (randomMessages[randomIndex]); List params = new ArrayList(); params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Late at work. " + finalMessage)); params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER)); params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("To", HER_NUMBER)); MessageFactory messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory(); Message message = messageFactory.create(params); System.out.println(message.getSid()); } }