#!/bin/sh -e # Exit early if any session with my username is found if who | grep -wq $USER; then exit fi # Phone numbers MY_NUMBER='+xxx' NUMBER_OF_BOSS='+xxx' EXCUSES=( 'Locked out' 'Pipes broke' 'Food poisoning' 'Not feeling well' ) rand=$[ $RANDOM % ${#EXCUSES[@]} ] RANDOM_EXCUSE=${EXCUSES[$rand]} MESSAGE="Gonna work from home. "$RANDOM_EXCUSE # Send a text message RESPONSE=`curl -fSs -u "$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID:$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN" \ -d "From=$MY_NUMBER" -d "To=$NUMBER_OF_BOSS" -d "Body=$MESSAGE" \ "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages"` # Log errors if [ $? -gt 0 ]; then echo "Failed to send SMS: $RESPONSE" exit 1 fi