#!/usr/bin/env ruby # Exit early if sessions with my username are found exit if `who -q`.include? ENV['USER'] require 'dotenv' require 'twilio-ruby' Dotenv.load TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = ENV['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID'] TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = ENV['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN'] @twilio = Twilio::REST::Client.new TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN # Phone numbers my_number = '+xxx' number_of_boss = '+xxx' excuse = [ 'Locked out', 'Pipes broke', 'Food poisoning', 'Not feeling well' ].sample # Send a text message @twilio.messages.create( from: my_number, to: number_of_boss, body: "Gonna work from home. #{excuse}" ) # Log this puts "Message sent at: #{Time.now} | Excuse: #{excuse}"